What you have to know about me, is that I love living in different parts of the world. Don't ask me how do I do it, my life is very random and some things just happen to me without a reason. Now I am living in Granada but previously it was Vietnam.
And after moving here I realized that Granada has many things very similar to Vietnam and today I decided to talk about it.
And please, don't treat this post very seriously. It's like a half-joke, bear in mind.
First thing I noticed that is similar to both countries is... well, not very splendour thing. Dog poops. Everywhere. I mean, seriously, you don't mind them? Each time I walk the pavement I have a red light in my mind screaming "Shit alert, shit alert!" And even if Vietnam didn't really have dog shits on the pavement... they had human shit. People there pee in public space. Once I saw a lady in a park who didn't pee. She was pooping. In. The. Park. Ok, people in Granada don't poop in public places. But their dogs do! And you know what we say? Dogs are like your children. Means, your dog's poop is still your poop.
Oh, and talking about pavements... In Vietnam people are used to scooters everywhere. That means that the pavement is not for the use of regular people. No, it's for scooters to park or to pass the traffic jam. That make regular pedestrians to walk wherever they want. Somehow, pedestrians in Granada do the same, even without scooters... I mean, how is possible that a single person takes so much space that I can't even pass them???
And crossing the street... Well, in Vietnam I was used to crossing the street everytime I wanted. That's because they don't use traffic lights, you have to just become a part of the traffic and cross anytime you want. But here I do the same, I cross the street anytime I want, mostly on the red light! And that's because THERE ARE traffic lights here but so terribly organized. I mean what a genius organize traffic lights in Granada? Seriously, every time I want to cross the street, I do it on the red light. Because the cars also have a red light! It's just so terribly designed...
And the other thing is the smell of marijuana. It's everywhere in Vietnam, it's everywhere here. I think I don't need to comment more on this.
And there is one more... you know, I love people in general and people in Granada are amazing! (Maybe except the guys I meet on Tinder but that story I'll tell you next time...) Friendly, polite, smiling, really chilled. Just like in Ho Chi Minh City, where I lived! And they have one more thing in common! They are super flexible with work. I don't know, maybe it's just me, you know, I am from Poland. We are not that flexible there. We need to plan to be spontaneous (ok, maybe I need but when I think about my Polish friends and how we organize our work and free time it's the same with everybody - you have plans fixed beforehand. Long ahead. That means that when someone messages you to meet the next day, it's almost impossible because people have plans!
Well, this is this thing about Granada and Vietnam. Seems like people here and there don't have any plans for the next day. And they don't see a problem to meet just-right-now, like, how do you even know that anyone else has a free evening to meet? I usually make plans. And then people say something like, hey, let's do this and this NOW and I'm like, 'wut? WUT? I can't do it now. Do you even care to ask if I'm free?'
I guess it's just a mental and cultural difference... I'm not sure though if I can ever learn how to be more flexible here, I'll just struggle with the spontaneity of Spanish people until the end of my stay :D
And as the last let's mention the positivities! Yay! First of all, going out with your friends in Granada and in Vietnam is cheap. Well, still Vietnam is much cheaper than Spain, especially for going out, but I compare Granada with the rest of Spain and even Western Europe. You know, for a person from Poland when you think 'Western Europe' (and that geographically includes Spain) is equal to 'expensive'. How surprising it was for me to find out that Spain is much cheaper than Western Europe! I could even say that the costs of living there are very similar to the costs of living in Poland. I didn't have that financial shock when I arrived here and that was such a relief! Love it!
Oh, and as the last thing, I will give you what I love the most about Granada. Of course, I skip things like skyline or Alhambra - they are amazing but for me, every city or place in the world, in general, has its own peculiar thing that I love. I am talking now about something else that I really appreciate. And it is... the quality of the air! It's amazing!!! You know, in Vietnam the air quality is... oh, sorry, what quality again? There is NO quality. The air pollution from the bad scooters is awful and you can feel like you were inhaling the concrete, the dust is just so thick. And in Poland, we have mostly a pretty old central heating system that requires using the coal, so in winter the air is just very polluted. And here? The air is so clean! It's amazing!
So yes, Granada reminds me of Vietnam. Every little thing here gives me a huge smile on my face and this weird "WTF?" feeling. But hey, it's only positive! It's like living in a comedy film every day! :D
And that's me with my face "I can't believe what I'm seeing" which I have 90% of my time here in Granada! :D (picture by Marci Gorka)
And after moving here I realized that Granada has many things very similar to Vietnam and today I decided to talk about it.
And please, don't treat this post very seriously. It's like a half-joke, bear in mind.
First thing I noticed that is similar to both countries is... well, not very splendour thing. Dog poops. Everywhere. I mean, seriously, you don't mind them? Each time I walk the pavement I have a red light in my mind screaming "Shit alert, shit alert!" And even if Vietnam didn't really have dog shits on the pavement... they had human shit. People there pee in public space. Once I saw a lady in a park who didn't pee. She was pooping. In. The. Park. Ok, people in Granada don't poop in public places. But their dogs do! And you know what we say? Dogs are like your children. Means, your dog's poop is still your poop.
Oh, and talking about pavements... In Vietnam people are used to scooters everywhere. That means that the pavement is not for the use of regular people. No, it's for scooters to park or to pass the traffic jam. That make regular pedestrians to walk wherever they want. Somehow, pedestrians in Granada do the same, even without scooters... I mean, how is possible that a single person takes so much space that I can't even pass them???
And crossing the street... Well, in Vietnam I was used to crossing the street everytime I wanted. That's because they don't use traffic lights, you have to just become a part of the traffic and cross anytime you want. But here I do the same, I cross the street anytime I want, mostly on the red light! And that's because THERE ARE traffic lights here but so terribly organized. I mean what a genius organize traffic lights in Granada? Seriously, every time I want to cross the street, I do it on the red light. Because the cars also have a red light! It's just so terribly designed...
And the other thing is the smell of marijuana. It's everywhere in Vietnam, it's everywhere here. I think I don't need to comment more on this.
And there is one more... you know, I love people in general and people in Granada are amazing! (Maybe except the guys I meet on Tinder but that story I'll tell you next time...) Friendly, polite, smiling, really chilled. Just like in Ho Chi Minh City, where I lived! And they have one more thing in common! They are super flexible with work. I don't know, maybe it's just me, you know, I am from Poland. We are not that flexible there. We need to plan to be spontaneous (ok, maybe I need but when I think about my Polish friends and how we organize our work and free time it's the same with everybody - you have plans fixed beforehand. Long ahead. That means that when someone messages you to meet the next day, it's almost impossible because people have plans!
Well, this is this thing about Granada and Vietnam. Seems like people here and there don't have any plans for the next day. And they don't see a problem to meet just-right-now, like, how do you even know that anyone else has a free evening to meet? I usually make plans. And then people say something like, hey, let's do this and this NOW and I'm like, 'wut? WUT? I can't do it now. Do you even care to ask if I'm free?'
I guess it's just a mental and cultural difference... I'm not sure though if I can ever learn how to be more flexible here, I'll just struggle with the spontaneity of Spanish people until the end of my stay :D
And as the last let's mention the positivities! Yay! First of all, going out with your friends in Granada and in Vietnam is cheap. Well, still Vietnam is much cheaper than Spain, especially for going out, but I compare Granada with the rest of Spain and even Western Europe. You know, for a person from Poland when you think 'Western Europe' (and that geographically includes Spain) is equal to 'expensive'. How surprising it was for me to find out that Spain is much cheaper than Western Europe! I could even say that the costs of living there are very similar to the costs of living in Poland. I didn't have that financial shock when I arrived here and that was such a relief! Love it!
Oh, and as the last thing, I will give you what I love the most about Granada. Of course, I skip things like skyline or Alhambra - they are amazing but for me, every city or place in the world, in general, has its own peculiar thing that I love. I am talking now about something else that I really appreciate. And it is... the quality of the air! It's amazing!!! You know, in Vietnam the air quality is... oh, sorry, what quality again? There is NO quality. The air pollution from the bad scooters is awful and you can feel like you were inhaling the concrete, the dust is just so thick. And in Poland, we have mostly a pretty old central heating system that requires using the coal, so in winter the air is just very polluted. And here? The air is so clean! It's amazing!
So yes, Granada reminds me of Vietnam. Every little thing here gives me a huge smile on my face and this weird "WTF?" feeling. But hey, it's only positive! It's like living in a comedy film every day! :D
And that's me with my face "I can't believe what I'm seeing" which I have 90% of my time here in Granada! :D (picture by Marci Gorka)
